If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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