you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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