It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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