Do you still have your period?
he puts the penis in happiness.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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