I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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