i don't plan on having that self control this summer
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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