If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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