yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
ugly people sure do ruin things
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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