Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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