i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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