Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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