Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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