just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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