so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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