Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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