Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
People with herpes should wear stickers.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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