JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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