how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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