the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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