I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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