I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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