bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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