Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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