How'd it feel making her break her religion?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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