woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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