So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You took a bar mat shot.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Bring me that man meat
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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