i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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