Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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