i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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