Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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