she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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