White coat. Heels.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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