do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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