You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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