new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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