I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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