As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Church boner. Awkwardddd
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
