so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Randomize
