in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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