puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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