i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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