Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
This is classic penis vs brain.
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