no, he came in my armpit
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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