She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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