They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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