Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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