That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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