A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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