was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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