thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
