I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I have post one night stand depression
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