So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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