Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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11/10 would buy him a McLobster
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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