So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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